Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic ‘sperm extractor’ for donors (that even play videos to ‘help’)
I can see lots of uses for this, they could make a PSE model molded after Jenna and install it at the bunny ranch, they could make crack ho models and put them on street corners to reduce prostitution on hooker strolls. They could make porn chicks obsolete, thus making the condom law moot…
Maybe Manwin will buy up a bunch of them to install in adult bookstores.. The possibilities are endless.
I’m hearing Sperm donation is up 10000% in China…
OK Yall have at it
China is most ant sex counrty in world. Does suprise me come up machine like this. After oral sex with any one but your wife in china is close being state crime.
Fabian probably already own one in his offices! and has all the “pirated” porn valley videos installed in them.
A fucking machine. Didn’t Kink already corner the market on fucking machine porn? I wonder how much one of these would cost, I could think of a use for one.
As for Fabian I would add a dick-slicing attachment so his dick is sliced off as he cums, then put it on a stick and fuck him up his own ass with it (at least being a straight man that would be torturous to me). Nothing like getting fucked up the ass with your own dick on a stick! As for his balls Fabian should be forced to eat them raw with a dash of Tabasco sauce. After that let Matt Williams put Fabian in a category 5 suspension and flog him with a single-tail whip coated in razor blades for a couple of hours. That would be an appropriate punishment for stealing everyone’s porn. Heck, I bet Fabian has even tried to steal Mike’s porn at one time or another.