Minka emailed me and wanted me to let everyone know that she has decided to come out of the closet, her tits are real. She only claimed that they were fake because she thought it was the in thing to do. Mark Kulkis is considering offering her a contract.
Speaking of coming out of the closet, Nick Manning is flatly denying that he would ever suck a dick. Saying "Just because I sell my sperm to my adoring fans doesn't make me a fag" Jason Sechrest insists that he too is straight, insisting that he only told people he is bi because he thought it was the cool thing to be. Julian, Peter North, Frank Towers and Elton John have all made similar claims.
The next Wicked Girl will be Chi Chi LaRue its seems he/she and Brad Armstrong have been seen all over town together and as everyone knows if you date Brad, a Wicked Contract is assured.
Quasarman has been deported back to Canada, it seems that his wife only married him because he paid her to, so that makes his citizenship by marriage null and void. INS officials said it was bad enough that he comes here under these circumstances but to add insult to injury he makes mediocre porn. All of this has caused Quaz much consternation and he is reportedly suffering from chronic depression. He has made an appointment to see a doctor in Canada though, they have socialized health care there so he will be cured for free. His appointment in in late 2025.
Porno Steve aka Steve Seidman has split company with The Bunny Ranch and is going to open up his own brothel, Dirty Bob is said to be a silent investor. Steve has worked a deal with Vivid wherein they send Vivid girls to Steves Brothel and Steve gives them a finders fee.
VCA has not been sold to Larry Flynt
Metro has been named small business of the year by the San Fernando Valley Chapter of the SBA. They cite Metro's low turnover and solid book keeping as the primary reasons for this honor.
AVN has vowed to carry less advertising in future issues, an unamed company spokesman said "We want to focus on the consumer and what he likes, we will no longer give good reviews unless they are deserved. We will provide in depth coverage of all titles and Ed Powers can scream all he wants to but that dreck is gonna be lucky to get a half a star.
Max Hardcore is launching a new couples series through Dions company Red Light District. Dion and Max both agree that what porn has turned into is just disgusting and they are going to take porn in a new direction, towards real stories and soft sensual sex scenes.
Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld have worked out their differences with Digital Playground and both are going to become contract performers for DP. Evan says he is comfy with Tera working with other guys and Tera wants to share this experience with Evan....whatever that means. Adella insists that there was never any bad blood between DP and Evan or Tera, it was all just a big misunderstanding that was blown way out of proportion by the gossip sites. Adella, meantime, is said to be three timing me with both RobbyD and Samantha Lewis.
Because of this I am mad at Adella and am going to marry one of her best friends, Sam Phillips. Our nuptials will be said the week of April 21, 2003. Thats opening day of Snapper Season in the Gulf of Mexico and I am a licensed Captain, so Im gonna take us out into Federal Waters and marry us then catch the food for our reception.
Gene Ross has been hired as the new President and CEO of Metro. Kenny Guarino, owner of Metro says "We like to have people with integrity inat the helm, that's why we chose Gene. Rob Black would have been our first choice but we can't locate him."
Jill Kelly productions is cutting checks this week to pay the promised "Royalities" too all JKP contract performers, past and present.
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