OK it's really from a strip club manager.....
"Should I ever need a brain transplant, please see to it that I get a stripper's brain.....I want one that hasn't ever been used."
Actually it would seem to me that there are no shortage of unused brains.....porn people, democrats, republicans, anyone associated with the FSC.....
I heard this in Pennsylvania, through the paper thin wall separating the women's dressing room from my dressing room, as I waited to do my first feature show of the night, "I went to the doctor today because I thought I was pregnant. Turns out I just have a migraine."