It's been a while but yesterday I heard a couple worth mentioning.
Kelly is spending a couple of weeks with me, lets just say Kelly has recently found freedom, as she drank her cospmopolitans she was telling me that it was a lot like Russia. They were oppressed for so long and now they have a lot more freedom. Then she says thats what I'm like, I'm like a Russian....Full of Vodka and ready to party!
That struck me as funny....very funny.
quote number two needs no set up
"I'm attracted to shiny things."
What's really funny is Putin divorcing his wife for a 25-year-old Olympic gymnast.
Ya think him being worth $40 billion is why she's with him? 
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