Click Here For The Home Page
HOME





CNBC Says "Mike South - South is the Nikki Finke of the porn industry. His blog, which is never short on opinion, is a must-read among industry insiders. His style is unique, but he is also a leading agent of change within the industry. There are few fence-sitters when it comes to opinions about South, but no one ignores him."

Recent Comments

  • Will Adriana Chechik Get Robbed Again At AVN (5)
    • mdxxx: It’s very fishy that the same Agent keeps on having winner after winner. This year the award is down to two girls IMO. 1) Keisha Grey...
    • MikeSouth: Yer right Matt but in full disclosure I am still in full control of this site but that may not be the case for long. I am entertaining...
    • mharris127: If they are begging and pleading you to redact the post they should have had enough dignity and morality to respond right there and...
    • MikeSouth: Im normally not one to do this but after a lot of begging and pleading from AVN I am redacting this post until AVN responds (which they...
    • Karmafan: Pierre Woodman said the same thing. When he advertised in AVN he got lots of nominations. Since he stopped advertising he gets 0...
  • Here is your code of conduct’s rule #1 (22)
    • mharris127: The act of having an assistant isn’t unfair or sad in the least. I bet it is nice to have someone dedicated to you, driving you...
    • SabrinaDeep: @mharris127 I don’t take a bodyguard with me. I take a chaperone, an assistant. Lawyers, mainstream actors, politicians, even...
    • mharris127: Sabrina, it is a sad day when a performer feels the need to have (essentially) a bodyguard on a porn set. I am truly sorry for whatever...
    • SabrinaDeep: @Sam38g Sorry, but I go to work, not to school. We need to change this mentality which suggests that we all know that sets are...
    • Sam38g: Every porn director, owner, producer & agents brag about doing hitting on & fucking the female talent. There is only one company in...
    • Sam38g: Just because you go to the police does NOT mean the DA will file charges. In fact, more than likely NOT. Majority of the time the police...
    • Sam38g: Congrats, very proud of you. If there is violence or verbal abuse on a set, not signing the paperwork will only make it worse. You want to...
    • mharris127: At least during Upper Floor events at Kink people were interviewed and signed a model release directly before leaving the event. Yes, a...
    • Dirty Bob: I guess we both disagree. Try this scenario: You attend an event that is being filmed that also says that, by entering, you are aware...
    • MikeSouth: DB you are incorrect…after speaking with a well known attorney in entertainment law a model release signed prior to shooting the...
    • mharris127: Maybe talent could answer that question definitively but my impression is that most directors and producers don’t fuck the talent...
  • Where Did We Go Wrong? (22)
    • rawalex: Porn has become casual. Kim Kardashian, Pammy and Tommy, and the 101 nip slipping celebs on TMZ have pretty much turned us into a society...
  • Recent Hack (1)
    • rawalex: Wordpress is the single most used piece of website software on the net, and people spend plenty of time looking for ways to hack it....
  • Kink Threatens to Convert The Armory To Office Space and Move Production To Las Vegas (36)
    • mharris127: Peter has made good on his threat to move production out of the Armory, some of it to Vegas (they will continue to maintain Kink...
  • Trump Nation in T Minus 9 Days (1)
    • artwilliams: A superpower led by an ill tempered, vindictive sociopath with multiple failed businesses. How bad could it go?

If You Knew Kayden Like I Know Kayden

Our own Kayden Kross got herself a Fleshlight deal, and as much as I wanted to just let it alone I couldn’t. I mean, everyone else will give you the Official Press Release version but we here at mikesouth.com (that means me and Tim Case) decided that it needs a more in depth treatment.

I mean few people outside her immediate family know Kayden Kross like I do, and when I suggested to her that I might write this she said “I see the potential humor in it.”

So we took it out of the packaging and sure enough it had an immediate resemblance to Kayden, it is warm and moist on the inside and cold and hard on the outside. But it does have advantages, there is no mouth so its generally very quiet. It doesn’t bitch, whine, moan or obsess about anything and it doesn’t ask for much. It doesn’t demand Starbucks and It won’t berate you either.

If you put it on a car seat that isn’t heated it wouldn’t complain. It wont turn its nose up when you drive past a Rue 21. When you take it to dinner, it won’t spend 75% of the evening tweeting and you have the benefit of the fact that it will certainly put out at the end of the evening and it will feel just like Kayden feels and YOU won’t have the performance anxiety and the Fleshlight won’t obsess over it.

It is there whenever you need it and it does seem more empathetic and more emotional than Kayden. It’s certainly easier to get attached to. Kayden, after all, has made a career out of being sexy, not friendly.

If you wash the Fleshlight out, its as good as new. If the real Kayden and the Fleshlight both fall off of a boat, one of them will float — and you can always jump in and save the Fleshlight.

Tim suggested I take a photo of myself banging Kayden’s Fleshlight while an 8×10 of her is taped to the wall in front of me and then send it to her. But that seems a little cruel…to me, I mean.

In all fairness Kayden approved this post and it is in jest. Kayden is one of the people I wrote about that is in my personal family, I love her very much and appreciate her being a good sport on this. If you are going to buy a fleshlight, make it Kayden’s.