Happy New Year!
Some High/Low Lights of 2005:
Porns Biggest Loss: Peter Van Aarle, Rest In Peace Brother!
Porns Biggest Achievement: Pirates It shows that we can do better, when we want.
Porns Biggest Gain: Tim Connelly falling from one of porn’s most powerful people to Kurt Lockwoods Drummer, For everyone but Tim and maybe Kurt that is a good thing.
Porns Biggest Disappointment: AIM. Until they install a real board with real doctors and health professionals, they will continue to look like Mitch’s diploma…fake. Fact is AIM should be a world leader in Sexually Transmitted Disease research and innovation, instead of the dime store facility it is and that’s a damn shame.
Porns Stupidest People: The ones, male and female, who continue to perform ass to mouth, choking and other such scenes despite the rash of health problems it has caused in the industry.
Porns Smartest People: (Other than my readers) Fuck it, My Readers.
Porns Best Trend: Features that aim to entertain as well as titillate
Porns Worst Trend: Gonzo, good lord this shit all looks the same anymore, same shitty camerawork, same shitty editing, same shitty everything.
Porns Best Editors: The cutters at Digital Playground, they still keep Jack’s Playground fresh after almost 30 volumes.
Porns Worst Editors: The ones who force you to sit through the copyright announcement, the 2257 announcement, the company logo lead in and other such bullshit because they disable the FF button on your DVD. FUCK YOU assholes.
The Worst Thing To Happen To Boxes: Photoshop. Instead of girls who are on the cover but aren’t in the movie now they photoshop the covergirl who IS in the movie until she looks nothing like the real girl in the movie.
Best Thing To Happen To Boxes: Good digital cameras, nobody has to shoot Medium format ever again.