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Another Porn Award Show, Really?

OK y’all know I don’t normally do press releases but this one BEGS some commentary…which follows:

Paul Raymond Publications, the UK’s biggest and bestselling adult top-shelf magazine publisher, announces the launch of its first awards ceremony.

The event, due to take place on Monday 4th November 2013 at the “The London Club & Bar Awards” Winner and World Famous Gentlemen’s club Spearmint Rhino in London will be attended by the hottest and sexiest models and performers the industry has to offer.

The award winners will be decided by readers’ votes through PRP’s vast array of magazines and other forms including SMS,
postal, email and social media.

The Awards will contain 13 categories and 6 nominees for each. All listed below.

Mayfair Cover Girl of the Year – Sponsored by Sextoys.co.uk

Club International Cover Girl of the Year – Sponsored by
Undertheduvet.co.uk

Escort Magazine Cover Girl of the Year – Sponsored by Skins Condoms

Adult Film of the Year – Sponsored by Forno TV

Female Performer of the Year – Sponsored by Pure XXX Films

Male performer of the Year – Sponsored by SizeGenetics

Bluebird TV Girl of the Year – Sponsored by BBTV

British Performer / Model of the Year – Sponsored by ShytoBuy /
Comfort Click

Adult Product of the Year – Sponsored by Westons Global

Newcomer of the Year – Sponsored by Your Choice

MILF of the Year – Sponsored by .XXX

Bluebird Film of the Year – Sponsored by Bluebird

Best Customer Service for Adult Products – Sponsored by The Gallery

“When you have a brand as strong as Paul Raymond, the world is your oyster and we feel we wanted to give something back to the hard-working and popular people, companies and brands that make this industry great,” said Mark Hassell, Event Co-ordinator at Paul Raymond.

For further details contact:

Andy Thorp
Head of Adult Publishing
andy.thorp@paulraymond.com

Mark Hassell
Group Advertising Manager / Event Co-ordinator
mark.hassell@paulraymond.com
0208 873 4407

OK it’s obviously pretty lame, I mean Bluebird gives themselves an award for Bluebird film of the year?   But here’s the real question I have.

What fucking genius over there said you know what porn doesn’t have enough of?  Awards.

Seriously  we now give out more awards than there are movies released every year.