Meet An Aspiring Scumbag – Michael Forbes

I get an email today from some guy calling himself Michael Forbes.  Here it is:

are any of your girls interested in entering the porn industry. I’m a freelance recruiter and I’m not tied down to one agency. I recruit girls for the adult industry from all over the USA.I mostly work closely with an agency in florida called AMA Worldwide.i have a lot of Leeway there so i can help alot of your girls get signed if they are interested.

The work involves nude modelling and porn. If your interested the agency that I go with first[I have others but I go with the best option first] is in Florida. They also have a sister agency in LA.
If they pick you[which im hoping they will] this is how it will go: you will get flown[or driven if close] to Florida. stay there for 2 weeks. do video or photo shoots during the 2 weeks then head over to LA and do the same there. You will stay at the model house[in fort lauderdale] with the other models during your time.
When you first get there they will take you to get talent tested.the shoots each pay 800 to 1500 maybe higher depends on the shoot and length of the shoot, but by doing 2 to 3 shoots a week you will make up to 20000 within a month.the agency I have in mind for you is one of the top agencies in the industry they work with companies such as penthouse,bangbros,hustler,reality kings,playboy and many more.if your interested send info[height,age,weight,best way to contact you either email or number,ect] and your best pix to If you have any more questions ill do my best to answer them.take care-Michael Forbes

p.s:look at it this way any of the girls that have featured on your site that gets signed would increase your buisness as people would always want to see where she started out.

OK Im sure you guys that know me are laughing your asses off right about now.  note how he goes from “your girls” to “you”.  I couldn’t tell if he wanted me to be a model too or not LOL.

a little background on him shows he started facebook and other social media pages in november.  He prolly hasn’t had the time to any real research on the business and learn anything useful like “you will get flown[or driven if close] to Florida. stay there for 2 weeks. do video or photo shoots during the 2 weeks then head over to LA and do the same there.” Is a federal offense that violates The Mann Act.

He clearly doen’t have a clue who I am or he’d know that after 20 + years in the biz (as opposed to his 20 days) I probably would have resources to send my girls to that aren’t fan bois living in their moms basement in Australia with delusions of being a “porn recruiter”

He certainly wouldn’t be suggested I send “my girls” to an agency owned and operate by Manwin.

But the biggest laugh is that it would somehow benefit me even though there is no offer of a finders fee or anything.

My first thought was to tease him a bit with some old pics of Cori Love or something and play him for a few laughs but I decided just to out him here since he is actively recruiting all over Twitter and such.

Ok Ladies don’t say I didn’t warn ya