Ok at least for a few days I'm gonna be taking questions, ask me anything you want and I will answer it. ANYTHING. Is there something you always wanted to know about me? Ask it. Got a question about the biz? the afterlife? NASA? Lindsey Lovehands? Bukkake? Alabama? Adella? email me your questions, IM me your questions, call em in you get it to me I answer it.
Ready Set GO!
[New Post] OK It's Ask Mike South Week - via @twitoaster http://www.mikesouth.com/mike-south-comm...
what are you optimistic about?
And just when I thought today was going to be boring.....:-)
OK, here goes.
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
Those will be good for a start.
Who's the first girl you ever penetrated on camera and do you have a pic of her we can see? And what year was it?
What's the name of the first scene you ever shot and are there any pics from it we can see?
Being in the bukkake arena, have you ever gotten the inopportune splooge of another man on any part of your body? And if so, did it make you feel gay? Even a little bit?
If you had to pick one person in the entire world, living or dead, who you would call your idol or someone you look to for guidance in your life, who would it be and why?
I'll be back later with more.
Oh, also, on the center of the earth question, I almost forgot to mention that you have a special suit that no one else knows about that protects you from any and all elements that may harm you. So, you can't cop out and say that I'd burn up as I approached the center. This is very important.
Here we go:
1) If you could fuck 1 pornstar, who?
2) If you woke up impotent and even Viagra didn't work, what would you do (ie, keep doing porn...)?
3) You run into Kayden Kross in the bar of a Vegas hotel...what do you say or do?
4) You're president for a day. First 3 actions are?
5) One non pornstar you've always fantasized about is?
Hope you're doing well my friend,
Frank
Have you ever been arrested?....and if yes...for what exactly?
Have you ever had any kind of "dealings"(..good or bad.) with Johnny Crosslin?
Why do you carry your wallet in your left back pocket?
Will you be moving to live in Thailand fulltime...anytime soon?...or ever?
For fun...do you prefer shooting handguns or rifles?
Concerning NASA.
Do you believe in or give any credit to the various current
theories regarding there being "secret space programs"?
Development programs for weapons of mass destruction in
Saddam's Iraq.
Just wondering...do you have any thoughts or opinions on that topic?
If you were to gain ownership of AIM and Talent Testing Service, what would you do to improve them (besides fire "Dr." Mitchell)?