A Reader Reminds Me What Surreal Really Is

Mr. South:

 

So I'm sittin' here mildly amusing myself during a rare office day at home

with a few visits to my favorite site, decided to check up on the ol'

Mikester.

 

And I read your surreal story.

 

I'm 47 years old with a wife I GOTTA FUCKIN' BEG for some boring assed sex.

I work out ALL THE TIME to stay somewhat in shape FOR HER. FOR HER! AND! I

drive my ass all over the Southeast US at a schmuck job. Hell, if she MOVED

her ass during sex I wouldn't be on the internet. Of course if 1/2 the wives

in the United States moved their ass during sex there wouldn't BE an

internet.

 

So GO Mike. Go be surreal.

 

It ain't surreal. You want surreal? Come fuck my wife and call it a happy

Marriage. I dare ya'. Come sit in Adult Sunday School EVERY SUNDAY and try

NOT to fall slurping at the one INCREDIBLE BABE who wears the most

facinating heels, leggy blonde about 45 ( Gawd what a MILF ) who shows up

and reminds me I HAVE a dick.

 

Surreal is what everyone else does that you don't do. THAT'S surreal.

 

Thanks for listening and keep up the good work.

 

Ever the Curmudgeon in Powder Springs,

 

Your faithful fan

 

Brian

 

I'm gonna go get a beer.

PS

But since you listened, I've decided to read Charles Bukowski. I had to

google him, but I'm grateful for the introduction.

 

Your curmudgeon in GA