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Holy shit, those awards must go on for hours, just reading the noms.
BTW, "unsung"? Is that AVN's way of making sure that every freaking actor and actress in the industry has been nominated for something?
Congrats on your induction into the Hall of---oops! Never mind...
I've never really been able to wrap my mind around the art of Brad Armstrong filmmaking. Obviously It must be me because the guy always gets nominated.
Good god... it's like little league (soon to be every league). Everyone gets a trophy. Just Damn.
Oops, here's a few categories AVN forgot: Best On Set Janitorial Services, Best Fart in an Anal Scene and Best Choke Hold.
I have been in the business for six years and have never received the nod from AVN. Why? I would like to know myself. The thing that has pissed me off is Web Starlet Of The Year I was reading the nominations and I noticed a name missing, MINE. I want to make it clear I have nothing against any of the girls nominated. I actually want to say congratulations to them. They have done something I have been unable to do years in the business.
Anyway I thought to myself lets see how these websites rank compared to my site LisaSparxxx.com I have posted the results..
Alexa rating = 13,261 Kelly Madison, kellymadison.com
Alexa rating = 17,167 Catalina Cruz, catalinacruz.com
Alexa rating = 25,561 Rachel Aziani, rachelaziani.com
Alexa rating = 32,113 Alison Angel, alisonangel.com
Alexa rating = 33,686 Lisa Sparxxx. lisasparxxx.com (NOT NOMINATED)
Alexa rating = 37,910 Sweet Yurizan, sweetyurizan.com
Alexa rating = 42,570 Puma Swede, pumaswede.com
Alexa rating = 83,132 Ariel Rebel, arielrebel.com
Alexa rating = 85,409 Lia 19, lia19.com
Alexa rating = 100,275 Jenna Haze, jennahaze.com
Alexa rating = 101,446 Anna Miller, 4realswingers.com
Alexa rating = 142,030 Gina Lynn, ginalynn.com
Alexa rating = 243,321 Only Carla, onlycarla.com
Alexa rating = 296,778 Misty Anderson, mistyanderson.com
Alexa rating = 5,038,746 Ruby Day, rubysdiary.com
Alexa rating = clubspohiedee.com did not return any results. Sophie Dee, clubspohiedee.com
Anyway what gives AVN? I am really tired of biting my tongue year after year. Enough is enough!!
Lisa, don't take it personally. To be nominated, you have to have sex with a few of the AVN employees, friends with Fishbein, friends or having sex with Steven Hirsch, engaged to Derek Hay @ LA Direct, or be friends or have sex with Derek Hay. AVN rigging the awards has been long documented.
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If you have to have sex with the AVN guys to get nominated, after reading through that list, I'm surprised those guys have enough energy to walk, let alone publish a magazine....