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Does it Surprize any of you that Mainstream Doesn’t Wish to be Associated with us?

Of all the porn chicks that have written abouot themselves or about the industry the only one I am continually impressed by is Aurora Snow

She wrote a piece for TheDailyBeast about how mainstream acceptance of porn is waning.  read it, it’s good.

Something that caught my eye was a quote from XBiz’s Alec Helmy who said “There is this trend towards ghettoization of the industry,”

I have been saying for quite some time that the industry has gotten away from its core customer base and as such, has lost them, and at the time we needed them the most.  The “Ghettoization” that Helmy speaks about isn’t something that mainstream has done to the porn industry, it’s something we have done to ourselves.  Some where someone got the idea that the average porn viewing consumer wants to see gaping anuses and distended and prolapsed rectums, wrecked makeup, violent sex, abusive sex, choking girls out and the like.

Gone are the beautiful girls and erotic sex that marked the heyday of porn.  If you really think about it does it surprize any of you that mainstream doesn’t wish to be associated with us?  I know if I ran google the first thing I would do is punish tube sites and file lockers and torrent sites in the serps….all of them.  Maybe that’s coming soon too.

I am not saying that there werent good porn sites buying adwords but was it really worth what it would cost google to weed those out vs just doing away with it?  So sure you can go to Bing or whatever but dont be surprised  when they become profitable and no longer need that revenue and they do the same thing.

Mainstream has always had a love affair with porn, it’s great for sweeps and lets face it most of your reality TV shows are soft porn as are soap operas, and over the years the line that divides acceptable from unacceptable has moved quite a bit…but I dnt think you will be seeing gaping anuses on TV anytime soon…except when politicians are running election ads….

A Day in the Life of a Pornographer

A Day in the Life of a Pornographer
By Michael Payne

Murphy’s Law is an adage that is typically stated as: “Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way.”
I had a nearly perfect experience of Murphy’s Law when I booked a new girl for an anal scene. Looking back at that incident, it feels bizarrely funny, although not the kind of funny I wish on anybody.
I called this agency whose name I won’t mention to make arrangements for a shoot on Friday. Everything was agreed upon and confirmed, until I got a phone call from the agent on late Thursday evening. He was trying to explain that the girl just did an anal scene this morning, the guy had a big dick and fucked her up badly, she’s in severe pain and we would have to post pond the Friday shoot. I told him that’s fine, so when can we shoot the scene? He said she’ll be good by Sunday, I guarantee that. We agreed. The call time on Sunday was 1 PM. Around noon, the agent called me back to say the girl is not coming, she’s still in pain. I told him that everything is set, my camera man is on his way, and I have to pay hundreds of dollars in kill fees if the shoot gets cancelled. “You told me you will guarantee my shoot, you have to keep your word and work things out, it’s your responsibility.” He said he will find a replacement for his flaking model.

The camera man came on time and set everything up. The agent called at 2 PM and put me on a three way conference with the replacement girl. We talked and agreed on the shoot, rate, etc. She said she’ll be there around 4 PM. By the time she arrived it was 6 PM, and boy did she arrive. She was a complete, utter mess, drunken and wasted to the extent that I wondered how she drove and got to the set without wrecking her car. She then went for her enema, half an hour later she walked out of bathroom and said she’s been at a party last night where she had too much food and drink. “I’m sorry honey.” She said. “But we can’t do anal, unless you want me to shit all over your dick.” At that point I just wanted to get over with this nightmarish shoot and cut my misery, so I said all right, we’ll skip the anal part. “Thank you.” She whispered, then crashed on the couch, spread her legs and said: “Come fuck me, let’s wrap this shit up so I can go get some sleep.” It was one of the most disgusting moments I’ve ever experienced on a set, I realized I won’t be able to fuck this drunken sailor with a stolen dick. I asked her to get dressed and leave. She didn’t say anything, nobody said anything. She packed her stuff and left. I paid the camera man $250 in kill fee and apologized for wasting his time on a Sunday, no less.
That night, I took a long bath to get the dirt of a shoot from hell off of me.

Some Followups

It may seem odd but stories like the one yesterday on 5/3rd Bank closing the account of aebn are really my favorite stories to break because they are useful to people in the industry and AVN nor XBiz has got it yet. Its because I have good sources in the industry that I get these kind of stories and its because I work them. Anyone can sit around and sling mud like The Kazoo but to add value you have to actually work to get stories..

As for the Kaylani story that one is tied to Gregg Dodson and has been turned over to people better equipped to deal with it than I am, if you get my drift. Kaylani is in no trouble and quite simply trusted someone she shouldn’t have. I actually kinda feel bad on that one because someone spent a lot of money and a lot of time to set me up on that, but like I said It is now being handled by people with better resources and authority to deal with it. And just to increase the pucker factor a bit for Dodson he best hope they don’t find Rikki Six or say…Olga…. I will update this story at some pint in the future I expect.

Based on my emails things aint looking so good for Uncle Peg / Michael Whiteacre / Ari Bass either. Seems a lot of people were very happy to provide the court with friend of the court letters and info.

If anyone would like to attend that court date in Henderson NV and write it up for me please do.

Time to play my Kazoo a little bit…..Robs last movie was a turd called “Birds of Prey” someone took pity on him when he came outta jail and threw him a bone….They tell me THAT wont happen again. Did anyone notice that after shooting that movie Kagney Lynn Karter was out of the biz for a while? Thats because she got injured on set and Rob Zicari (Black) didn’t have any set insurance. Rob’s solution offer her some anal scenes….and what about the almost 70K in back taxes he hung on his ex…..what a pussy, him and his buddies Uncle Peg and Gregg Dodson deserve one another….and speaking of Dodson….Rob, if I were you I’d get clear of that one lest you become part of the fallout. So there’s yer cue kazoo…time to start screeching.

All the mudslinging aside I do welcome info such as that from AEBN so if you have info that the industry needs to know or could be helpful to the biz by all means send it to me. Obviously I am not interested in press releases about whomever latest cinematic turd…Y’all know the difference.

And finally Lacey write something funny for me will ya LOL

Hope you all have a great weekend.

Operation Choke Point Strikes Again AEBN Has To Change Banks For Affiliates Using ACH

As you probably know from pornstars having accounts closed, the Operation Choke Point campaign, designed to crack down on potential fraud, has been setting its sights on the adult industry. Instead of targeting only fraudsters, Operation Choke Point casts a wide net. Since Operation Choke Point began, banks have been terminating the financial dealings of legitimate, law-abiding corporations across a broad spectrum of legal industries, including the adult entertainment business.

The most recent is AEBN who had the accounts suddenly closed (my checks came from Fifth third Bank so I expect thats who it is)

Porners should probably have plans in place so that in the event that an account gets cancelled they have fall back positions because this could hit anyone.

AEBN told me that “despite being in good standing and having a compliant business history. On June 30th, we were informed by our bank that our ability to disburse funds through ACH and wire transfers was being terminated that same day. This came after previous assurances that reasonable time frames would be given to properly transition our business to avoid operational disruptions.”

AEBN goes on to state:

“This development will delay some of our business payouts to studios and affiliates ­ payouts that otherwise would have been seamless, standard operating transactions as they have been for years. A new banking relationship has been finalized, and ACH and wire functionality is being re-established. We will begin to make disbursements on time; however, this interruption is likely to delay some disbursements for up to a week as the payment information is transferred to the new system. This is a one-time delay and once the new system is set up, disbursements will be made on time.
This news follows similar high-profile bank account closures for banking customers who were in good financial standing and happened to work in the adult industry.

All of us here at AEBN place a high value on our business partners and understand the challenging economic realities we all face. We are doing everything we can to minimize business disruptions. We apologize for any inconvenience. If you have questions, please contact your studio/affiliate sales representatives through the contact information listed in the “Contact Us” page at”

AEBN has long been a solid company with an excellent standing in the business and pay attention to this story because if it can happen to them it can happen to YOU!

More on Whiteacre (Uncle peg)

The case I posted yesterday is actually his THIRD this year  he was arrested on June 3 and bonded out on June 12  He was also arrested back in April and again in January during CES  the one in jan was felony assault, the one in April was domestic violence strangulation and the one in June was Domestic violence  But he isnt the only one  his wife Christina Parreira is no stranger to the henderson jail either.  She plead nolo and got probation.

These two are like straight out of an episode of “COPS”


Christina Parreira arrest 1

Christina Parreira Arrest 2

A Few Words To Christian Mann

I am not one who believes in talking about people when they aren’t around to hear it.  I won’t be eulogizing about you because I am saying it now.

You and I have known each other for a very long time and I have always and always will hold you in the highest regard.  We may have had our disagreements of late but I know that in your heart you do what you feel is best for this industry and I respect that.

You are one of the last of the old school guys and this industry is better because of  your presence in it.

May you forever have peace and happiness

Uncle Peg Michael Whiteacre Gets One Of His Days In Court


According to the Court Website  (You have to use his real name Ari Bass and search you cant link directly to the results)

Uncle Pegs Case number is 14CR006277

It is scheduled to be heard on Tuesday 8/26 at 10AM by Judge Mark J Stevens

The charge is 1st degree Domestic Violence

Considering how many of you out there have been stalked and threatened by this coward who prefers to beat up on females I figure I am doing a public service by giving you Judge Mark J Stevens email address so that you may send him information and direct evidence of Ari’s abusive and violent behavior.

Please keep the info short and to the point and back it up with copies of emails, tweets and other direct contacts in which you were threatened.

The email address is Luanne.Montoya at cityofhenderson dot com



Someone Is Playing Games

About the Wicked contract girl story it appears that someone is going to GREAT lengths to fuck with me and with Kaylani, whether the story was true or not I no longer  think Kaylani was trying to fuck with me at all but I do think that someone is trying very hard to fuck with me and Kaylani so I prefer to err on the side of caution and as such I killed the story.

I am now working with people I trust on this matter, my apologies to Kaylani for not being more diligent and allowing her to get drug into something she likely had nothing to do with.

It is entirely possible that the lourdesenterprises email was fabricated and it was a good one.

If Steve Orenstein would like to contact me I would welcome it and give him any info that is pertinent….Meantime  Back to Porn…



Cruising For Street Walkers

Someone asked me today if I was really cruising for streetwalkers back in 2003….I was like what the fuck are you talking about and they told me that’s what Uncle Peg (aka Ari Bass, Michael Whiteacre, pornwarn and others) had written on that loser site he and Tompkins run.

I laughed my ass off,  yep I made a posting once to the atl;anta board on USAsexguide because they actually told me where to look

You see back in those days I had a very popular site called That link is to the waybackmachine archive of the site.  basically it was a feeder site, it fed traffic to my paysites.  I would go out with a friend and snap pics (or video) of the local streetwalkers and I would report the whereabouts as you can see

The site got very popular specially here in Atlanta and the city of Atlanta Police contacted me and asked If I would take it down or at least stop updating it, they felt that it was being used to publicize where to go to find streetwalkers.  Not wanting any ill will I agreed and eventually just didnt even renew the site.

So there ya go Uncle Peg….you chickenshit coward.  But one good turn deserves another so i have a whole post on you coming tomorrow, including an email address for Judge Mark J Stevens….that’d be the judge in your domestic violence case in Henderson NV.  I’m sure theres a lot of folks you threatened who would like to pass those threats on…..


Colorado Teaches America A Good Lesson About Freedom

I hope you all had at least as great a weekend as I did, we caught lots of fish and watched fireworks and spent good times with friends and family.  We even got LOTS  (12 gallons) of scallops in addition to the fish.

One of the stories that caught my eye this weekend was a story about the legalization of Marijuana in Colorado.  The story is on policy.mic it talks about two big benefits from legal marijuana sales.

First is that sales are even higher than expected with March alone generating 19 MILLION dollars in tax revenue for the state, and second is that crime rates in the state have plummeted.

By removing marijuana penalties, the state saved somewhere between $12 million and $40 million in 2012, according to the Colorado Center on Law and Policy.

Thats a huge windfall for the state and it appears that the federal government is now backing off of it’s zero tolerance policy as well.

The DEA is now asking the Food and Drug Administration to remove marijuana from its list of the most dangerous and harmful drugs. This could signal a radical shift in the way our government regulates and enforces weed. Marijuana advocates hail the decision as a necessary policy step towards eventual legalization, removing a critical roadblock that has constrained marijuana legalization on the local and federal levels. It is, of course, the first step of many.

And you can bet that other states and municipalities are watching as well

This November, it’s all but certain that D.C. will vote on a marijuana ballot measure and even pass it, setting up a battle with Congress to legalize. This could be the most important battle yet in the marijuana prohibition fight; D.C. is considered a staging ground for many local policies that get enacted throughout the country, and a victory for pot could open the floodgates elsewhere.

With that much money on the table the whores that we elect to govern us are certainly coming up with strategies to change their tunes on drug policy.

All in all this is really a win for everyone, The United States has become the country with the most incarcerated people.  That’s right “The land of the free” has more people in jail than any other country on earth, either per capita or sheer numbers and most of these people are incarcerated for non violent drug offenses with Marijuana being the single largest category. So flat out legalization not only generates tax revenue but allows states and municipalities to use those huge revenue sinks ( marijuana task forces, etc as well as the money it costs to incarcerate offenders)  for other. more productive purposes. It also frees up law enforcement manpower to pursue criminals that pose a real danger to lives and property.

The other big benefit that nobody is talking about (not in the mainstream press anyway) is that it takes the product OUT of the hands of  organized crime and gangs and puts it into the hands of licensed, law abiding citizens  and takes that money out of the black market and puts it back into the economy.

Libertarians have been saying this all along but the two major parties have been clinging tightly to the dragon that they created, in that legalization would cause an INCREASE in crime, and we need these laws so that the government can protect us…. People are starting to realize, at least in the case of Marijuana, that that particular dragon, like all dragons, is fictional, it only exists as a scare tactic.

It is a shining example of why freedom really is the best policy, even in the face of sacrificing security.  It is also a beacon of hope that maybe we can reclaim some of our freedom without having to resort to the barrel of a gun.

Thanks to my commentator who pointed this out, you made me rethink and that’s always good.

I will be back from the beach in the next couple of days.


Yesterday I Played My Kazoo, Today Let’s not Forget


OK I know it was too easy, I played my Kazoo and of course he bit.  Not unlike the hungry Mahi Mahi we have been catching on bare hooks (the hooks are shiny) and they just can’t resist most any kind of bait…

But today is the day we celebrate our independence and to me it has become increasingly sad not because celebrating independence is a bad thing but because every year we have less independence to celebrate, less freedom to be thankful for.

When I think of the myriad of liberties that have been usurped by the wars on drugs, terrorism and whatever else it just makes me sick.  I hope I live to see the day when the citizens of this country take the government “of, by and for the people” and reclaim it and give it back to the people.  ne would hope it would be through the voting booth but that won’t happen because the two party system has conditioned us to believe that the other party is the problem when the simple fact is that both parties are the problem, they are two sides of the same coin and they have no interest in doing anything except making government bigger and more intrusive because as any first year Poli Sci major can tell you bigger government is better government…

Happy birthday to what little is left of our freedom.

Im Not The Only One Fishing

While I am here in Florida fishing and enjoying life seems the Kazoo is on a little fishing expedition of his own.  If he had any good sources he would already know what damn near everyone in porn knows.  Sheena Shaw does NOT have HIV.

She does have a parasite however…sort of

In the words of Dr House

Jill: “My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I’ve been feeling sick a lot. Maybe I’m over training; I’m doin’ the marathon, like, ten miles a day, but I can’t seem to lose any weight.”
House: “Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.”
Jill: “Like a tapeworm or something?”
House: “Lie back and lift up your sweater. You can put your arms down.”
Jill: “Can you do anything about it?”
House: “Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.”
Jill: “Illegal?”
House: “Don’t worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites…”
Jill: “Playdates?”
House: “It has your eyes.”

So there ya go there’s the answer he has been looking for all week.  If you read this site you pretty much know the REST of the story.

I Am Disgusted For My Gender

OK I got kinda conned on Monday Night and ended up watching about the last 30 minutes of a TV show called “The Bachelorette” I’ve never seen one of these things before and I am simply at a loss for words to describe how pathetic these so called “men” were.

I was like are you fucking kidding me?  These panty wastes are supposed to be men?  From what I could gather they were all pissed at one guy because she wanted to meet his family so he got first dibs or something on that.  The other guys were whining because they felt he wasn’t playing fair.  I’m like REALLY?  you fucking pussies are bitching like little girls because he isn’t playing fair for this chicks affection?  She ain’t even that hot….I have done way better and recently, but since when is offering her a dozen or whatever guys to pick from based on whatever it is that passes for attraction with these attention whores supposed to be fair play?

If I was the guy who was winning I’d have said hey you go cry to your mommies because I don’t give a rats ass if you think i am playing fair or not.

Then she picks the other guys families she wants to meet and the guys she didn’t pick start crying…I am serious  grown Men (?) crying on Television over a semi attractive attention whore?

Then we find out one of these so called men is afraid of pickles…..I swear I am not making this up  he ran from a guy with a pickle.

Is this what men have become these days?  These fucking children are a disgrace to the Y chromosome.  I know porn guys with more balls and self respect than every one of these guys has put together.

If there was a real man in the lot he would be ashamed and walk off…but I guess no real man would put himself on display like that to begin with.

I am disgusted for my gender…..

Fuck It I’m Going To The Beach

Things are quiet so Im hopping on the bike and headed to the beach for a week. so if ya need me that’s where I will be.   There will still be updates of course.

Interested in how the Monica Foster Case turns out today…..


A Call To Fuck Up

It’s a very slow news day in porn, it was slow all weekend.  Someone needs to epically and publicly fuck up.


Uncle Peg, Christina Parreira, Diane Duke, Mark Kernes…come on y’all some one step up will ya?