What’d I Tell Ya War Machine Shows He Is A Douche Bag

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So here’s the deal..Former UFC fighter Jon Koppenhaver, who legally changed his name to War Machine a few years ago attended a party last night for Porn Star Brooke Haven. Her Birthday party was being held at Ultimate Porn Studios in Van Nuys California..The craziness started when War Machine smacked up his porn star girlfriend Alanah Rae..He then dragged her outside where several people followed him, trying to stop him from hurting his girlfriend..He then laid out at least 8 people at the party..It was pretty much a massacre..Details are trickling in..The Police are still currently looking for him.. Remember, the guy is a MMA fighter turned Porn star. He has given up his seven-year MMA career to have sex for money…His porn dvd is yet to be released.More details to come.. -TO

Update: I have in fact spoken to War Machine’s Girlfriend Alanah Rae, who confirms that the former MMA star hit her across the face last night at Brook Haven’s Birthday Party..She claims he then went on to pummel almost a dozen dudes including his own porn agent Derek Hay..who still remains in the hospital recovering…more to come. -TO

Can we please not hire this fucking moron so that he will go away! Or maybe he will just spend a while mellowing out in jail, where he belongs.

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What’d I Tell Ya War Machine Shows He Is A Douche Bag

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  1. Ya know, this jerk is a perfect example of what I talked about in the “reaspect” post. I have to wonder. Yeah, he’s an MMA fighter, and supposedly a tough motherfucker. He mentions the Navy SEALs (killing women and children in Afghanistan) in his tweets. That’s a degredation to the reputation of some of the finest men that serve this country. Ya think he would’ve fared as well against a few SEALs? Or does he need to take on untrained, unprepared, and normally peaceable individuals to prove what a badass he is? I mean, why didn’t he wait and take on the police too? Oh yeah, they’re trained and armed. What a pussy!
    Personally, I hope this gets out in a big way and causes a boycott on purchasing his upcoming video and any future release he may have.

  2. Not suprising.

    I believe WM is on probation from another incident. Not sure if it was in CA but will be interesting to see what happens if charges are filed. This guy has some serious mental problems.

  3. Well, it’s fairly humorous these days for people to refer to a woman’s “Daddy Issues”, but their issues seem to be pretty tame in light of the kind of little boy “Mommy Issues” that create the kind of angry beat-everyone-up conduct some propagate, and for what? I smell steroids and real intimacy issues that need to be worked out in an interview, which I’d be more than willing to instigate! 😀 If he’s nice, than good. If not, my honey’s been itching to hit some dumb douche bag. He knows martial arts and doesn’t use it on people who can’t defend themselves. I’m sure he’d been more than happy to fight someone his equal.

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