Here are a few your forgot:
4-Play Video: Review these or I'll bribe Randy West to come out of retirement to "pump up" my sales.
DreamGirls Video: Review these or we will send Hayden over to flash your wife.
Evasive Angles: Review these or T.T. Boy will send over a Latin Lovely with no green card to move in with you.
Jill Kelly Productions: Review these favorably and we will make you the sole owner of all of the JKP stock.
JM Productions: Review these or we will film a segment in the desert featuring Zebra Boy getting tit-fucked by a pair of disembodied 42DDD breast implants.
and you goofed with DIGITAL PLAYGROUND: It should say: Review these or we will send Adella over to write your review for ya!
Last Week or So I Had A Story About A Note That Came With Kick Ass Pictures Screeners:
Kick Ass had a note in with their screeners that said if you didn't review the movies they would send Mary Carey over to clean out your refridgerator.
So I Got To Wonderin....What Do Other Companies Notes Say....Well Here ya go:
Black Widow: Review these movies or we will send John Thmpson over to shoot a 666 movie in your living room. (some also say review these movies or we will send Wankus (thats Mr Faith to you) over to explain how how he isn't a suitcase pimp)
Wicked: Review these movies or we will send Brad Armstrong over and you will have to do him to stay on our screener list
Metro: Review these movies or your check will bounce
Max Hardcore: Review these movies or we will book Max to be the featured speaker at your daughters Career Day.
Red Light District: Review these movies or we are sendin Vince Voyeur over for a little ass to mouth.key word being..."little"
Nick Manning: Review these movies or we are sending the little baggies of jizz that thawed when Nick forgot to pay his electric bill.
Vivid: Review these movies or we are sending Paul Thomas over to explain artistic film making and why his films aren't boring.
Michael Ninn: Review these...hey wait, Vivid stole my idea, that's OK though I can explain it much better.
Digital Playground: Review these movies or we will send Devon over to clean out your medicine cabinet.
Hustler: Review these movies or we will send Larry Flynt over, along with Dustin and Jimmy. Keep em all if you want em.
Club Jenna: Review our movies or we will send over Jay Gardinia and David Bowie and you have to tell who is who.
Homegrown: Review our movies and we will do anything you ask, we mean it, anything, just please review them.
Wildlife: Review our movies or we will send Dave Cummings over to do your wife, please.
Evil Angel: Review our movies or we will send over...wait who gives a fuck who fucked Rocco...theres a title for ya.
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