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Mike,
Your comments about the incredulous conversation that you recounted are priceless. There still is common sense in letting California just drift off into the ocean and start selling beachfront property in Reno.
Well, all I can say is I guess it takes all sorts to make this world the crazy (if not downright scary) place it is. LOL
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Seriously though....eewwww.
Actually Ohio Flyboy that was Steve not me...I am speechless at the reading of this. I dont have any problems with it I just dont know what to say...LOL
God bless em....
"The parents of the pregnant woman proudly proclaimed to me that they were in town to meet the gentleman who would be masturbating their daughter to orgasm during her delivery..."
Well... only considering the "Masturbation Delivery" portion of the story... I suppose that could be considerably better than the usual Satanic screams and death threats that accompany child birth. Although, I bet you money no matter how hard he tries she socks him in the mouth, anyway. As for the rest, I just don't have enough perspective to comment. Never been a commune kind of gal, myself. Not into incest, either.
The grandfatherly guy sitting at the head of the table told me straight up that the world would be a much better place if people took the time to get in touch with their “internal rhythm” by learning how to give women hour long orgasms.
We'd sure as hell be less cranky;).
Kayden, are you reading this?
Damn, I'm going to start a new business..."Riiiight...I'll masterbate any woman during any delivery for just $99.95." Just like Earl Scheib. If we film it, what would they call that? Newborn Porn?
As soon as I read "from Marin County" I knew this was headed for the non-traditional, but even for Marin that's a bit out there.
But, if they're all happy and consenting more power to them.
That's all well and good but about me? I mean us? Yu know... us men? The deal seems lop-sided. Do the women in the group return the favors? Or is it only the females who get the courtesy "Big O's"
Yes Mike I'm reading this. In fact I'm gonna go back and read it one more time. Steve if you were looking for a plot for the next reality show I think it just smacked you in the face.
The sales pitch I was given JimmyD was that most of the people in the house arrange sex "dates" with each other on a regular basis beyond the morning orgasm sessions. One of the guys told me that he also has a "commitment relationship" with two of the women in the house. A loose translation from my understanding is that he still reserves the right to stick his hippy dick in a bunch of runaway hairy backpackers while holding onto the emotional security of having the same two women in his bed every night.
Kayden, I had the same brilliant idea until I pictured the network pitch session: "...and here's the scene where the black gentleman tearfully embraces the father of the daughter he just masturbated through childbirth".
“…and here’s the scene where the black gentleman tearfully embraces the father of the daughter he just masturbated through childbirth”. LMFAO!!!
Thanks for the encouragement Julie...