A federal prosecutor from Florida who authorities say flew to Michigan for a sexual encounter with a 5-year-old girl tried to hang himself in his jail cell Thursday but was stopped in time, the sheriff said.
John D.R. Atchison, 53, used a sheet in an attempted hanging around 4 a.m., said Sanilac County Sheriff Virgil Strickler.
What a shame the piece of shit didn't succeed and save us the money to prosecute him and slap him on the wrist for attempting to have anal sex with a five year old girl. Hell I will send the fucking scumbag a bit of rope if it'll help.
Well if you don't succeed try, try again.